The Secret Book I Loved

A first blog post

In some quarters adult spanking gets a bad press.  We’re ‘perverts’.  There’s ‘something wrong with us’. ‘We like violence’ etc etc   Many of us may have been ashamed about our fetish and kink as a result. That was me for a long time.  But now I’ve grown older and hopefully a little wiser and more resilient l know this for the utter nonsense it is.  Every one of the people I have met who love adult spanking is sane and respectable. They are some of the nicest human beings you could hope to meet. And above all they have a sense of fun within the strict world of stinging bottoms!

In a first blog post, I thought it would be good to talk about how fun and humour can combine successfully with strict and painful punishment.  For years the humorous side of spanking films has attracted me. It might be funny behind-the-scenes out-takes, or often perhaps unintended humour in a film’s storyline like the way a participant says a line or whatever.  But even more, it might be that the producer has written a spanking storyline with this combination very much in mind.  So when I viewed the Well Smacked Seat film entitled The Secret Book I loved it.

The film’s first two parts have the lovely Charlotte Appleby and Susie Li busting into Headmistress Miss Svenson’s office, thinking she’s out.  The book in question is some sort of classic history of corporal punishment.  The student girls are laughing and generally taking the gentle mickey out of Miss Svenson.  And then joy of joys they each decide to spank the other.  The giggling and spanking fun is really amusing to me.  So many little comments re-enacting the times they have been punished by their 1950s headmistress.  Even more amusing is how Miss Svenson appears at the door but they don’t notice. She lets them keep going for a while but then finally comes back to break up the scene.  The mood teeters on the edge of still amusing but with a sense that the girls are going to have to pay for their intrusion. Not only out of bounds but skiving off to boot!

The scene moves on in the next clip to a rather more formal atmosphere.  A sense of serious discipline is now in the air.  Miss Svenson is most displeased and informs the girls that she is going to show them what proper spanking is all about, seeing as they seem to like it so much.   The scene that follows is a delight.  Susie and Charlotte are lined up standing side by side and bent forward over the backs of two kitchen chairs.

Miss Svenson proceeds to deliver a fabulously energetic strapping to both girls at once, alternating between all four of their lovely round cheeks, and raising a very healthy and rosy glow. Not only the strap but the hairbrush also makes an appearance, and is applied with equal vigour.  All the while Miss Svenson lectures the girls sternly about their lack of respect and their other many misdeeds.  By the end the girls’ bottoms are very well reddened but it’s not over by any means.  They are ordered up the stairs to the school room and we are treated to the lovely sight of each of them ascending the staircase rubbing their sore cheeks.

The last two clips in this lovely film introduce some more severe punishment, delivered in a firm but measured fashion by Miss Svenson.  First of all, the girls are introduced to a holed frat style paddle made of purpleheart wood. I love the way Charlotte and Susie listen and nod sagely as Miss Svenson describes the implement and its origin.  It’s as though they are merely sitting in a university lecture instead of awaiting a further painful chastisement

Because that is of course what ensues.  Facing each other kneeling on a long leather padded spanking bench, they each receive many very solid whacks from this powerful implement.  The young ladies are real-life enthusiasts and take the paddle really, really well. I know from experience that it stings with an unbelievable and almost electric power, so well done. (and for anyone who cares, these two young ladies have got their revenge on me with this precise implement in no uncertain terms!)

Finally, they have to choose canes from a selection Miss Svenson presents to them to receive a hard and extended caning apiece.  Miss Svenson adds to their torment by getting them to standing on the slipper box and bend over, giving her a very good angle to punish them. After this last ordeal I love how Miss Svenson asks them what they have learnt.  There’s a really subtle bit of straight faced humour when Miss Svenson tells them if they want a spanking they know where to come, as she turns and swishes her cane through the air. And then these two superb young ladies still manage a cheeky sounding “Certainly do, Miss!” comment as Miss Svenson walks away.  We know they’ll be back for more!  Improving behaviour at the 1950s exclusive educational institution that is Bellington is an uphill struggle for Miss Svenson and her staff. Long may it be so.

Well that’s my take on a film that really combines the fun but also very strict discipline that a longstanding spanking fetishist like me adores.  If you like this sort of thing, don’t be ashamed of yourself, love it.  There are lots of us around with similar ideas, we’re just a bit discreet about it!

Mr London