Here are a few more Bellington spanking rhymes for those of you who enjoy this sort of thing. Personally I love how limericks and other rhyming forms can bring out the fun and whimsical side of spanking. Mr London
4 thoughts on “Spanking Rhymes 2”
What a great talent Mr London
You do me a kindness. Thank you. I like the humour in Girl Next Door productions. The films are not slapstick in anyway (well unless you count slapping with implements!) but there are moments of really subtle humour which I love. I like to think a few whimsical rhymes pick up on this subtle humorous spirit as well.
I attended the office of Miss Svenson
For infractions to face my redemption
With the Amy paddle
As the chair I did straddle
Miss whacked me with vigorous intention.
Hi Simon. Fantastic!! You are a man after my own heart with your love of a rhyme. It’s helpful that Miss Svenson’s name can be rhymed reasonably well with words ending in ‘-tion’, of which there are many. Miss Mathews is a little more tricky. But there could be use made of words like blues, views, news etc. Miss Sullivan – I don’t know? ‘Fully tan?’ Godly man?
Over the knee of Miss Sullivan
I cried “but I am a Godly man”
“I care not” she said
“I’ll spank you bright red”
To ensure your bottom I fully tan
What a great talent Mr London
You do me a kindness. Thank you. I like the humour in Girl Next Door productions. The films are not slapstick in anyway (well unless you count slapping with implements!) but there are moments of really subtle humour which I love. I like to think a few whimsical rhymes pick up on this subtle humorous spirit as well.
I attended the office of Miss Svenson
For infractions to face my redemption
With the Amy paddle
As the chair I did straddle
Miss whacked me with vigorous intention.
Hi Simon. Fantastic!! You are a man after my own heart with your love of a rhyme. It’s helpful that Miss Svenson’s name can be rhymed reasonably well with words ending in ‘-tion’, of which there are many. Miss Mathews is a little more tricky. But there could be use made of words like blues, views, news etc. Miss Sullivan – I don’t know? ‘Fully tan?’ Godly man?
Over the knee of Miss Sullivan
I cried “but I am a Godly man”
“I care not” she said
“I’ll spank you bright red”
To ensure your bottom I fully tan